poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via sea-otter-reproduction)

serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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wait there’s PORN on netflix?

(Source: kaijuno, via howglorygoes)

healthy-free-soul:

Obsessively trying to eat strictly healthy food and micromanaging all your meals is NOT healthy. Being absolutely terrified of certain foods because they are not 100% “clean” is NOT healthy. Feeling bad for enjoying food, regardless of its nutritional value, is NOT HEALTHY.

(via wouldyoukickmeinthefaceplease)

kingsleyyy:

fauxboy:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

If u are sad pls watch this vid

i am cats

sumpunkkidwithtattoos:

"Enchanted River - Phillipines 
‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’

Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear. 
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”

sumpunkkidwithtattoos:

"Enchanted River - Phillipines
‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”

(via wouldyoukickmeinthefaceplease)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via wouldyoukickmeinthefaceplease)

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky, via abigale2thik)

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via myradicalromance)

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

frma2z:

anatomyofapology:

Drop the beat

Literally perfection

I wonna do this with someone omg

(via dreanning)